About Poop

    
     
   

The mysteries of poop have baffled scientists for eons. Where does poop come from? Is it a form of alien intelligence, and if so why brown? Does poop exist outside of our solar system? Some Scientists believe that the ancient Egyptions created poop to honor their rulers. It is a well kept secret that the mighty King Tutt was buried in poop. However, some scientists have traced the origins of poop to before the existence of man. Dr. Stinkyflush, the renowned proctologist, believes that poop, in its more basic form, may have been one of the origional elements used in the creation of the universe. In a rectal interview with the proctological genious, he had this to say;

       
       
  "Poop as we know it, was completely different 60 trillion years ago. I t was humongous, weighing somewhere between 50 and 60 zillion tons. These poops are referred to in the scientific world as the mother loads. During the creation of the universe the poops would get so large that you would often find thousands of fly size suns orbiting these mother loads. We also believe that at this stage in poop's evolution, it was capable of sentient thought, but we're checking on that one."  
         
   
   
   
   
      The days of prehistoric poops are gone. All we have left now are trace gasses and the occasional mud pie. But beware, these beasts may return one day to once again rule the earth, and we will be powerless to stop them.    
  No one will be safe when the poops rain down upon the earth

 

  		     
       
     
   
   
 

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